Satan's To-do List for the 20th Century

10) Assassinate Archduke Ferdinand


9) Be at the Grassy Knoll on time


8) Handle the Tiemann Square demonstration


7) Drop package off at Hiroshima


6) Build that fence in Berlin the wife's been nagging me about


5) Come up with some sort of "Final Solution" to the Jewish problem


4) Visit Oklahoma City


3) Build a Greenhouse


2) Safety inspect Chernobyl factory


1) Create America Online