A guy walks in to a New York bar and latches on to a gorgeous looking girl who turns out to be a hooker.
After they have chatted for a while he asks her how much she charges.
"Well, honey, you're a good looking guy, so I'll give you a hand job for $500"
The guy is taken back by this offer, "How come it's so expensive?"
"Honey" she says, "See that Rolls Royce parked outside, that's mine, bought from the proceeds of hand jobs, I'm the best there is".
The next day the guy is back in the bar to see her.
"God, he says you were good, I've been thinking about you all night and got to know, how much for a blow job?"
"As you're a good customer I'll do you for $2000 as a special offer"
"$2000, how good are you?"
"Look out of the window at that tower block, I bought that on the proceeds of giving the best blow jobs in New York"
The guy had to have her and boy was it good!!
A few days later he is back after getting a big bonus from work.
"How much to have full sex with you?, I just have too have you, name your price!"
"Honey, look out that window, you see that Island out there?" (She is pointing at Staten Island)
"Don't tell me" says the guy, "You bought that on the proceeds of being the best shag in New York".
"No, but if I'd been born a woman I would have!!"
Submitted by Scillyme
Edited by Calamjo
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