What's The Time?


After driving for about ten hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.


As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.


"Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger.


"Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.


"It's 4:40!" yells the trucker.


Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper:


I DON'T KNOW THE TIME!


He sticks the paper in his windshield, but he is awoken again.


'It's 5:25" says another jogger.

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