Burglar meets Jesus

A burglar breaks into a house.
As he is stealing the silverware, he hears a voice in the darkness:
"Jesus is watching."
Thinking it's just his imagination, he continues raiding the place, then hears it again:
"Jesus is watching."
He turns on the lights and sees a parrot at a cage behind him, who says "Jesus is watching" yet again.
Confused, the burglar says: "Shit, that bird scared the hell out of me. Who names a parrot 'Jesus', anyway?"
The parrot answers: "My name isn't Jesus. My name is Moses."
"Even worse. What kind of an asshole names his parrot 'Moses'?"
"The same asshole that named his rottweiler Jesus."

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