A gay guy walking down the street, really down in the dumps over his sex life, overhears a bum in an alley say to another bum "whenever I get good and drunk, I can't remember a thing. I mean, it doesn't even take much and I am just out cold, dead to the world".
Upon hearing this, the gay guy gets an idea. He leaves 10 dollars in the homeless man's cup and walks away. Now this guy hadn't seen so much as a dollar in weeks so the first thing he does is go to the corner store and buys a bottle of wine. He slams it down, and passes out in his alley. The gay guy, waiting for this, jumps at the chance to release a little sexual frustration and just goes to town on this guy. Come to find out, it's the best sex he's ever had. So he finishes, leaves 20 dollars in the mans cup and heads home.
The homeless guy wakes up with no recollection of the evening and 20 dollars in his cup. Ecstatic, he goes and buys 20 dollars worth of wine. Once again, he passes out and the gay guy swings by to get his rocks off.
This continues for a few days until he's leaving 100 dollars in the cup when he leaves. The homeless man heads to the corner store again and slams 100 dollars down on the table. The clerk says "100 dollars worth of wine, coming right up". Homeless guy says "no, no, no, lemme get a 100 dollars worth of whiskey. I don't know what's up with that wine you sell here, but goddamn it makes my ass hurt."
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