Bugs the bunny was goofing in front of the convenience store when Leo the lion pulls up in a porsche

He parks and walks in to do the groceries leaving the key in contact.

Bugs not resisting jumps in, takes it out for a quick spin and brings it back scratched and dented.

When Leo came back and saw the damage he goes in a furious rage. He grabes the security guard, ask who did it and leaves in a hurry.

Bugs, who was hiding, walks up to the security guard and asks what he told Leo.

"All I said was that i saw someone with long ears driving"

The rabbit laughs, spits in his hands and pulls his ears back over: "he he, the donkey's fucked"

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