the princess was locked up in a dungeon for years. Then finally came the time she got the chance to escape. The first thing came to her mind was to return to the castle. As soon as she stepped out of the dungeon, she met a creature she did not recognize, but still she asked, "Mister, which way to the castle?". The creature introduced itself and said, "I am a rat and I know a way to the castle. Would you really like to know?". The girl exclaimed, "Why yes please!". The rat replied, "You have to suck my dick first." And so she did, hoping to get home asap. The rat pointed the direction as promised. Then the princess met another creature. "Mister, which way to the castle?". "I am a lion and I know the way to the castle. Would you like to know?". "Yes please!". "Suck my dick and I'll tell you." And so she did, longing for home. The lion pointed the direction. There she saw another creature. It's a big brown kurkarukar.
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