Free beer

A man walking past a bar notices a sign in the window that says, "Free beer - Inquire inside".

Intrigued, the man walks inside, right up to the counter and asks about the sign.


The bartender explains:
"Well - there's three tests you have to pass before you can collect on this.

First, you have to drink an entire bottle of tequila.

Next, you have to go through the door behind me and beat the shit out of the crocodile in there with your bare hands.

And then the last thing, you have to go upstairs and make sweet love to the woman that'll be waiting in the bedroom up there.

Then you'll get all the beer you want."

The man considers the tasks for a few minutes before agreeing to the trials.

So the bartender pulls out from under the bar a 26oz bottle of tequila and a shotglass. The man forgoes the shotglass and chugs the bottle of tequila in 1 minute flat.

The bartender then directs the man to the door that leads to the crocodile. The man stumbles towards the door and eventually makes his way in and closes it behind him.

The bartender hears a lot of screaming and crashing for about 10 minutes followed by silence.
The man then opens the door and steps out. His clothes all torn. Scratches and bruises all over his arms and legs.




He turns to the bartender and says, "All right...so where's that woman I gotta fight.??..."