He is so drunk that he can barely see straight. When he asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender refuses. The drunk pleads, "Please, I'll do anything!" The bartender thinks about it then points to the drunk sailor in the corner who won't leave, "You have to get him out of here. I would but he is too big for me to handle. If you get him out I will sell you a drink." The drunk gets up and wrestles the drunk sailor out the door and pays for his drink. "Now I want another!" says the drunk. The bartender thinks for a little bit and replies, "This time you have to do two things. Feed my crocodile and screw my wife. My croc is hungry and my wife wants it too damn much." The drunk promptly gets up and heads for the crocodile. A little while later the drunk comes out all scratched up and yells at the bartender, "What does your wife eat?"
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