A reporter goes to make a documentary in a small village in siberia

So a reporter goes to a small village in siberia to make a documentary about it. So he interviews the oldest man in town and asks him to tell him a story that happened in the village. So the old man goes : "Well, there was this one time Vladimir's goat got lost in the woods. So all the villagers gathered up, and we agreed to search for it. We searched all day, and finally the goat was found. Everybody was happy, so we did a big feast, we ate a lot, and we all fucked the goat in turns". The journalist is shocked and disgusted, but he figures it must be some tradition, so he just politely asks for another story. Again the old man goes : "Well, there was this one time Vladimir's daughter got lost in the woods. So the villagers gathered up, we went to search for her, and when we found her we did a big feast, ate a lot, and we fucked her in turns". This time the journalist is truly shocked so he says : "No listen, that won't do. I need something different, I don't know, don't you have a sad story for example ?". So the old man thinks for a bit then says "Well, there was this one time I got lost in te woods..."

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