... and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says: Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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