A man walks into a small shop and asks the shopkeeper: "Do you have any straws?"
The shopkeeper replays: "Yes"
The guy then says: "Then put thim in your ass" and leaves.
The shopkeeper is shocked but says nothing and goes back to business.
The next day the same guy comes and asks again: "Do you have any straws?"
"Yes" the shopkeeper replays.
"Then put them in your ass" says the guy before leaving again.
The shopkeeper is infuriated. but this time he waits for the guy.
The next day the same guy comes again and asks the same question: "do you have any straws"
The shopkeeper yells angrily: "NO"
The guy then replays: "Then give me some of those in your ass".
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The shopkeeper then had a giggle and shot him
A friend of the guy says that he was smiling when they buried him after.
Edit: Rip in peace
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