The head cannibal says " in order to survive you must go collect ten pieces of the same fruit and bring them back here. You will then endure a final task"
So the three guys frantically run off.
The first guy returns with 10 apples.
head master says "now you must shove them up your ass without showing any type of emotion"
He gets one up there no problem after the second one he screams in pain. The cannibals kill him and eat him.
The second guy shows up with ten berries.
The head master tells him the same thing.
One...two... All the way to eight after the eight one he starts laughing uncontrollably...so they kill him.
Guy one and guy two meet in heaven.
Guy one " what the Fuck dude you were so close what the hell made you laugh"
Guy two "i saw the third guy coming with pineapples"
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