Blow job

Two whales were swimming in the ocean when their mother saw a boat.


She said to her sons, "Boys, you keep your distance from them boats."


Then, just as they were turning around, BANG! THUD, a harpoon went right into the side of the mother.


Several months later the son and his girlfriend were swimming around, when off in the distance they spotted the very same harpoon boat.


Thinking of his revenge the son said to his girlfriend, "If we swim up behind them we can blow water up on to the boat and sink it."


She agreed and off they went.


BLOW SPURT, BLOW SPURT, and down it went.


Then, the son came up with another idea, "Look at the sailors, they�re swimming away, we can really get them back for Mamma's death. Let's eat them up."


The girlfriend replied "Hey, I helped you with the blow job, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna swallow the seamen."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman