Two kids walk by an old man on his porch with some duct tape in their hands.
The old man says "what are you kids doing with the duct tape?"
The kids reply, "we are off to go catch some ducks". To which the old man replies "You will never catch any ducks with that!"
Sure enough the kids come back with several ducks.
The next day the kids come walking by the old mans house with some chicken wire.
The old man says "What are you kids doing with the chicken wire"
The Kids reply "we are off to go catch some chickens" to which the old man replies "You cant catch chickens with chicken wire".
Sure enough the kids come back with several chickens.
The next day the kids come walking down the street with some pussy willow.
The old man says "Let me go get my hat"
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