A man was in a bar when an ugly girl came up to him, squeeze his ass and said, "Give me your number, sexy."
"Do you have a pen?", he asked.
"Yes.", she answered.
The man shot back, "Well, then you had better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing."
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