just some funny stuff

HEY!
"Oh my god", said the blonde chick.
"what?"said the other chick.
"I think he said something"said the blonde chick.
"who?"said the other chick.
"Freddie,"said the blonde.
"I know"said the other chick.
"Not him".said the blonde.
"I think it was the fish"said the blonde.
I raid about it in a fiction book",said the blonde.
"I read that fish can talk in a great book by Dr. Suess.
"Your retarded"said the other chick.
"Fiction means its true".no it doesn't


Who am I??
-I am somewhat long and slender.
-But when I go into a mouth I get wet and soft.
-sometimes I go into a strange cave and my master makes me hop
up and down for a little while til I get all squishy.
-When I'm done I get all hard and lumpy.


I am a piece of bubble gum