Hello. My name is darkness...

and I'm hooked on Phonics *sob*

It started out so simple. I would read a book Pee Ho Netically, but then I found myself looking for longer, more complicated words.

I lost my job when I corrected my boss's spelling. My wife left me for a high school drop out. Next thing I know, I'm giving blow jobs for dictionaries...

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