3 guys are at a bar discussing how wasted they got during new years. The first guy says, "Man I was so fucking wasted I blew chunks in my neighbors pool." The second guy replies, "That's nothing. I cheated on my wife with another guy and she left with the kids." The third guy yells, "That's weak. I got so messed up I burnt down a school and now the cops are looking for me as we speak." "GUYS!" the first man yelled, "You don't understand Chunks is my neighbors dog."
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