A businessman just got elected in office and plans to leave to Washington. However, he needs to keep his wife entertained while he's gone. So he went to a sex shop. He asked the clerk, "Do you have anything that will please my wife while im gone?" The clerk left and returned with a wooden box. He opened it and it revealed a plain dildo. The clerk then said, "Voodoo dick the door." The dildo flies to the door and it keeps fucking it until the door splits in half.
"Voodoo dick stop."
The dildo returns to the box and the businessman bought it. He returned home and told his wife "I will be gone for several days. I know you will be tempted to fuck so if you do get tempted, just say voodoo dick my pussy."
The businessman left and the wife is alone. She got bored so she said, "Voodoo dick my pussy." The dildo flew to her pussy and fucked it so hard she got multiple orgasms. After awhile, she needs to do something but the voodoo dick keeps on fucking her pussy. She tried ways to get rid of it but it wont work. So she went to her car and drove to the hospital.
On the way there, she was driving erratically and she was pulled over by the cop. The cop said "What seems to be the problem ma'am?". She replied "I ave a voodoo dick n my pussy and I cant get rid of it."
The cop replied "Voodoo dick my ass."
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