A man walks into a bar...

A new bar opens in town, a man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack and Coke. Bartender reaches under the bar and grabs an apple and hands it to the guy, puzzled the guy says " I ordered a Jack and Coke, not an apple.". Bartender says,"just take a bite.". The man exclaims "this tastes just like coke, but what about the Jack.". Bartender tells him to turn it around and take another bite, he does and finds it taste just like Jack Daniels. Another man comes in and orders a screwdriver, again the bartender reaches under the bar, grabs an apple and hands it to the guy. Noticing the look on the persons face the first customer says,"trust me, just take a bite.". Which he does and finds it tastes just like orange juice, so the first guy tells him to turn it around and take another bite, he does and it tastes just like vodka. Now a third guy walks in and the first two tell him that the bartender has apples that taste like anything he wants. The third guy thinks for a minute, and then says"I want an apple that tastes like a woman.". So the bartender reaches under the bar grabs an apple and hands it to him. He takes a big bite, and then spits it out and tells,"THIS APPLE TASTE LIKE ASS!!". So the bartender says
"Turn it around."