A german a swedish and an israeli are kidnapped by ISIS

"Now infidels, you have one last wish before you are beheaded"

The german pleads for mercy
"Germany has always embraced your people, what have i done to deserve this ?"

no answer

"i.. i will have a sausage, and a good beer"

The swedish screams at the top of his lungs

"Have you no humanity !? sweden has fully welcomed your traditions and faith, why would you do this !"

no answer

".. *gasp* i guess ill have the fish"

The israeli yawns and says

"i want you to kick me in the ass"

furious with his reply the kidnapper immediately kicks him in the ass

the israeli gets up, turns around and kills the entire isis group

shocked, the german asks
"Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass ??"

the israeli replies

"Otherwise, you would've just said i started it.."

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