There was a fly hovering six inches above a lake

In the middle of the woods there was a small lake. In the middle of this lake there was a fly hovering six inches above the water.
Down in the water there was a fish. And the fish said:
If that fly drops six inches...I'm going to get that fly.
A little ways away from that there was a bear. And the bear saw the fly and said:
If that fly drops six inches, and that fish gets that fly...I'm going to get that fish.
A little ways away from that there was a hunter. And the hunter saw the fly and said:
If that fly drops six inches, that fish gets that fly, and that bear gets that fish...I'm going to shoot that bear.
A little ways away from that there was a mouse. And the mouse saw the fly and said:
If that fly drops six inches, that fish gets that fly, that bear gets that fish, that hunter shoots that bear...I'm going to steal that hunters cheese.
A little ways away from that there was a cat. And the cat saw the fly and said:
If that fly drops six inches, that fish gets that fly, that bear gets that fish, that hunter shoots that bear, that mouse steals that cheese...I'm going to eat that mouse.

Now for a brief moment everything stood still. There was silence everywhere as everyone watched the fly. All of a sudden, the fly dropped six inches.
The fish jumped up and grabbed the fly, the bear ran in and got the fish, the hunter took aim and shot the bear, the mouse ran up to steal the hunters cheese, and the cat jumped at the mouse to eat him, but at the very last second the mouse saw the cat and jumped out of the way and the cat landed in the lake.

Now the moral of the story is: When the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.

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