A Russian man decides to take his son to the local pub to get shitfaced and meet the guys, as was tradition for a boy coming of age. The father sits the son down and explains to him that in order to be a real man he would have to complete three tasks. "First, you must drink this whole bottle of vodka." said the father. "Next you must make your way to the middle of the forest and shake a bears hand as you would a man's." the father continued. "The last task is to find Olga, the village prostitute and fuck her from behind." The son agreed and downed the whole bottle in three gulps. He then stumbled out of the pub as his father and friends cheered. Three hours passed and the father was beginning to get worried, just as the son stumbled his way back into the pub and yelled. "Father, I'm not finished I must still shake Olga's hand."
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