Said he had only felt pain twice in his life. So the dentist finished the root canal and said I have never seen anyone like this before. May I ask about the two times you felt pain?
Fella explained he was out hunting one winter day. Felt the call of nature, so he dropped his pants and squatted next to a tree. Unfortunately, the falling poop landed on a bear trap covered by the snow which snapped shut on the parts of his anatomy which hanging low.
Dentist said, I can understand that being a moment of pain. What was the second time?
When I ran out of chain, said the fella.
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