So, Superman's cruising the skies above Metropolis, just chill in', taking in the views, when all of a sudden he spots a butt-naked Wonderwoman lying on a rooftop, sunbathing, legs wide open.
Being the opportunist he is, S decides to dive down at light-speed to seize this golden opportunity, assuming that doing the dirty deed at that pace will get him some relief in those manly tight pants of his undetected.
Wonderwoman never knew what hit her and once she's regained some clarity asks the invisible man what on Earth just happened.
'Hell, I don't know, but but my ass is hurting like a motherf*cker!'
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