The wife goes to a pet shop and tells the owner "I'd like to see the toughest guard dog you've got!"
The owner answers "I've got just the dog for you!". He presents to her to a tiny chihuahua called Roxy.
"Sure he's cute, but can he really guard a home?" she asks skeptically.
"Lady, this isn't just any dog, he is in fact a master of karate!".
"Prove it!" she demands .
"Roxy, karate my chair!" he commands of the dog.
Roxy immediately attacks the chair in a blur of chops, kicks and uppercuts, leaving nothing but tinder.
"Roxy, karate my desk!" he commands. Roxy sweeps the desk off its legs and breaks it apart in mid-air before it hits the ground.
"Do you accept checks?" she says bewildered.
She brings Roxy home to her husband, who looks at the two of them aghast.
"Why did you bring that little toy? We're looking for a guard dog!"
"Honey this isn't just any dog off the street, he happens to be a master of karate" she beams.
"Pffft" replies the husband. "Karate my ass!"
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