A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job

A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job.

The mechanic gapes at the man for a few seconds and then asks, "What did you say?"

"A rim job!" says the man. "My buddy knows all about cars and he took one look at my wheels and said I desperately needed a rim job."

Realizing that the man was being made sport of, the mechanic felt that it was his solemn duty to keep the game going.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're strictly front-end work only here," said the mechanic. "For a rim job you'll have to go about a mile down the road to Hank's."

The man thanks the mechanic and leaves, only to return an hour later steaming mad.

"You're a god damned liar!" the man shouted at the mechanic, quivering with rage. Feeling a little guilty, the mechanic decides the joke had gone far enough.

"I guess they laughed at you, huh?" says the mechanic apologetically.

"You're damn right they laughed! Hank told me that you're an *expert* at rim jobs. In fact, just last week you gave his cousin the best rim job of his life!"

"Sir," says the mechanic, "I really have to tell you that a rim job...".

"Oh, no, it's too late for that!" interrupts the man, storming off. As he's leaving, a sweet old lady enters the shop and the man stops to take his revenge.

"Lady, if you're here for a rim job, just tell that guy over there to kiss your ass!"