Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, lazily licking his balls.
One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that!"
The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.