An old dog goes to college...

A young man is headed to college and he decides to take his old dog "Blue" with him.

The boy leaves his family and has a great first week on campus but quickly realizes he's run out of money.

He calls his dad and says, "Dad, there's this lady on campus that can teach dogs to talk. She says we will be millionaires once we unveil the world's first talking dog!"

Dad likes the sound of that and happily sends his son $100.

Another week goes by and the boy is once again out of money.

He calls his dad again and says, "Dad! You'll never believe it, the same lady says she can teach Blue to dance too! She says we'll be billionaires once we unveil the world's first talking and dancing dog!"

Dad likes the sound of that once again and sends the boy $100.

One more week goes by and once again the boy has run out of money. He calls his dad for the third time and says, "Dad, you should see Blue, he sings and dances all day long. But that's nothing! The same lady says we will be TRILLIONAIRES once we unveil the world's first talking, dancing and SINGING dog!"

Dad LOVES the sound of that and sends the boy $100 once again.

As the boy is getting ready to return from school at the end of the semester, Dad is busying rounding up everyone in town to see the world's first talking, dancing and singing dog.

Dad calls the boy and tells him about the show he's planned for Blue and how excited everyone is for him to return from school.

The boy begins to panic thinking about what he's going to tell his Dad once he gets home.

Finally, the boy's train pulls into town and everyone is shocked to see the boy get off the train without Blue.

Dad asks the boy, "What is the meaning of this? Where is the world's first talking, dancing and singing dog?"

The boy says, "Well Dad, to tell you the truth, Blue never learned how to sing."

"What!?" says Dad. "Well what about dancing did he ever learn how to dance?"

"No" says the Boy. "He never learned how to dance either."

Dad starts to get angry now. "Well tell me he at least learned how to talk?"

"Oh he learned how to talk." Said the Boy. "He learned how to talk real well."

"Ok, then where is my talking dog?" Asks Dad.

"Well after he learned how to talk, he only wanted to talk about how you and kept sneaking out to the neighbor's house after Mom fell asleep!"

Dad takes a long look at his son and says, "I hope you shot that lyin' son of a bitch!"