Asian Lady

There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to
communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know
how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show
her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to
say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got
what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. So she brought her
husband to the store...because he spoke English.