Here is a guy that doesn't know English well that is going to a restaurant in Virginia:
Waiter: Welcome sir, have a seat.
The waiter sent him to a solo table.
The guy: Happy birthday, sir!
Waiter: It's not my birthday today.
The guy: Oh I mean thank you sir. I don't really know how to speak English well.
The waiter gave the guy the menu, but he didn't understand the things written. Then he heard a customer that is ordering food, and the guy thought of copying everything the customer is saying to the waiter. The waiter comes:
Waiter: What would you want, sir?
Customer: I would want the manager's special fried chicken, some whole wheat bread, and this fish salad.
The guy: I do want a manager's special flied chicken, some hole wheat breath, and these flesh salad.
Waiter: Ummm sir did you mean the manager's choice special fried chicken, some whole wheat bread, and the fish salad?
The guy: Yes sir. Sorry for the poor diction.
Customer: Also waiter please get that magazine over there.
The guy: Also weightlifter please get that megazine over there.
Waiter: Yes sir it's waiter, not weightlifter, and magazine.
The guy: Sorry for that again.
The customer observed that the guy was copying all that he has ordered.
Customer: Hey you, why are you copying all that I am ordering?
The guy: Do you think that you are the only one that eats a magazine?
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