Horse and chicken are best buds, the love frolicking in the farm. One rainy day they get too close to the pond and the horse falls in, getting himself stuck he exclaims, "chicken, save me! I can't swim!"
Always the quick thinker, chicken runs up to the farmers house, grabs the keys to the BMW, backs it up to the pond, then ties a rope around the BMW tow hooks, then ties a rope around the horse, then drives forward thus pulling him to safety.
The horse is saved!!
A few weeks go by and, again, playing by the pond, the chicken gets stuck in the water. "Help! Horse! Remember how I saved you!? Help, I can't swim!"
The horse responds. "well I can't drive stick. So here, I've an idea, I'll stand over the pond and let my dick hang down, you grab a hold and I'll pull you out."
The chicken is saved!!
The moral of the story is, if you've got a big dick you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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