So this redneck goes to the pet store. "Darn good afternoon!" he says when coming in.
"Good afternoon" answers the shop owner.
"Ay wan-ta buy ayy parrot" says the redneck.
"Sorry, you...you want to... what..?" asks the shop owner.
"Ay done said ay would like ta buy ayy parrot" answers the redneck.
The shop owner realizes that the redneck wants to buy a parrot and says "Well, we have this one here on sale".
"Darn good! how much it cost?" asks the redneck.
"2,500 dollars" answers the shop owner.
"What? That there's ayy lot av mowney. . ! Why is that there so?" asks the redneck.
"Because I speak better than you, a--hole!" answers the parrot.
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