So there was this yellow toad, he wants to be green like his buddies. He goes to the Dr. and gets a blood transfusion to turn himself green. A while later he returns to the Dr. "Hey doc, you did a good job. But I have one problem...my dick is still yellow". The Dr. tells the toad that he can't do anything, but can refer him to the wizard of Oz who should be able to help. So the toad goes on his way.
While this is going on there is a pink elephant who is having the same problem and just wants to be gray like all the other elephants. He gets his blood transfusion, but also has to return to the Dr. later with a problem. 'My dick is still pink doc, I need your help.'. The Dr. let's him know that he can't do anything but refer him to the great wizard of Oz for his dilemma. The elephant responds with " well that's great, but I don't know how to get there." To which the Dr. replies, "Oh it's easy, just follow the yellow dicked toad."
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