A police officer pulls over an elderly couple and says, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone. The lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", to which her husband replies, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone."
The officer then asks for the lady's licence and registration. The old lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", to which her husband replies, "He wants to see your licence and registration."
The officer asks where they're from; again, the old lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", and her husband replies, "He wants to know where we're from." The old lady tells the officer they're from Fernie, British Columbia.
The officer tells the elderly couple that the worst piece of ass he ever had was in Fernie. The old lady asks yet again, "What; what did he say!?". Her husband replies, "He thinks he knows ya."
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