Three Men In A Sauna

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a


beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping


stops. The others look at him curiously.


"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of


my arm."


A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm


to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone.


I have a microchip in my hand."


The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.


In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending


from his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.


"I'm getting a fax," he explains.