Another hunting joke, doesn't involve tracks. Did some searching and did not see this one posted.

A group of hunters goes out for their annual deer hunt. There's like 10 friends and they all get together the same weekend every year to fill their deer tags. They arrive Friday night at the campground and tie one on - tis tradition after all. Jeffy drinks way too much and cannot even walk the next morning. He's so hung over the boys have to help him out of his sleeping bag. So the group says, "alright Jeffy we'll sit ya on this log over here. We'll go out, find a herd of deer and chase em toward ya. You can shoot them all and we'll fill our tags, and just enjoy the rest of the weekend around the campfire with some nice venison stew." Jeffy is okay with this. So they set Jeffy on the log and set out to find a herd. After a couple hours, Jeffy has been sitting on this log for a long time and hasn't heard from the group at all, he falls asleep because he's so hungover. He jolts awake about an hour later and has to take thee worst shit of his life. He climbs across the log and drops a deuce. Jeffy is so hungover, so tired, he doesn't even pull his pants up let alone wipe his ass and falls asleep on the log.

The group finds the nicest herd West of the Mississip. We're talking 6 x 6 bucks here. They stick to the plan and chase the herd back to Jeffy. Jeffy, totally passed out doesn't even move and the deer just scamper by. Michael manages to tag one of the deer before they all run off. Michael guts his deer and the group is peeved with Jeffy so they decide to prank him. Seeing him bareassed, bent over a log they place the liver of the deer on Jeffy's pile of shit.

The boys are gathered around the campfire later that evening having a gay old time and Jeffy walks up, pale as a ghost. Michael asks "You feeling alright there Jeffy? You look like shit." Jeffy says "Oh man, I just had the biggest scare of my life. I woke up in a pile of shit and I crapped out my own liver!" The group starts busting up laughing and Jeffy goes "But with the grace of God, and these two fingers. I got her back in."