Technology Man

A man walks into a bar holding up his forearm to the side of his face carrying on a business conversation. The bartender watches the man continue his conversation for a good 30 minutes before removing his forearm from his face and pushing his forearm with his thumb. The bartender, believing this man to be a crazy drug addict, says "Get the hell out of here, I don't serve drug addicts!". The man had a bewildered look on his face until he put two and two together and says "No, you misunderstand. I am in sales and I got tired of carrying my cellphone around and leaving it in hotels, bars, and my car so I had it implanted in my arm". The bartender says "bullshit" the man says "No, seriously call someone". The bartender grabs the mans forearm and sure enough there where visible buttons and he decides to call his wife. After carrying on a conversation with his wife for a good ten minutes the bartender lets go of the mans arm and says "I'm sorry to doubt you, but that is amazing". The man accepts the apology and asks the bartender where the bathroom is, the bartender points to the corner and the man excuses himself. Several hours pass and the bartender has not seen or heard from the man so he decides he better check on him, as the bartender enters the bathroom he finds the man butt naked with toilet paper sticking out his his ass grasping onto the walls of the stall doors. The bartender says "What the hell!!". The man says "Oh sorry I am just waiting for a fax to come in".