A guy was sitting at a bar. Another guy walks in and sits next to him, then pokes the first guy in the sholder and says
BOOP
Strange, but home dude ignored it. He does it again
BOOP
Now bothered by it, he asks the other guy to stop.
BOOP
He did it again, now he is mad.
Stop that shit now!
BOOP...
So the guy is all worked up,
DO THAT SHIT AGAIN I WILL TAKE YOU OUTSIDE, RIP YOUR DICK OFF, AND STUFF IT IN YOUR ASS!
BOOP
Now he is pissed, he grabs the dude by his collar and drags him outside. He rips the other guys pants off and he is dumb founded. The other guy had no dick.
HOLY SHIT MAN! HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX!
The dude screamed. The other guy just smiled, poke the dude in his arm and said
BOOP
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