This guy meets his friend at a bar, and notices that his friend has a huge goose egg lump on his forehead. The guy asks what happened.
"Well," says the friend, "I took my wife golfing, and she was terrible. She kept hitting the ball way too hard. At one point she hit her ball into a nearby cow pasture, so we went in amongst the cows to try and find it. I noticed that one of the cows was looking really uncomfortable. When I walked around behind it, I saw that my wife's golf ball was stuck in the cow's vagina. So I lifted up the cow's tail and said, 'Hey honey, this looks like yours!' And my wife hit me with her golf club."
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