A rugby player

A rugby player was hurt very badly during a scrum and he had both of his ears
ripped off. Since he was permanently disfigured, he decided to give up playing
Rugby for good. His club and insurance company ensured that a large sum of money
went his way.


One day, he decided to invest his money in a small but growing sportswear
business. He bought the company outright but after signing on the dotted line,
realised that he knew nothing about business. He decided to employ someone to
run the shop.


The next day he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew
everything he needed to and was very enthusiastic. At the end of the interview,
the former rugby player asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"


And the man replied, "Why, yes, I couldn't help noticing you have no ears."
The rugby player got angry and threw him out.


The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first
guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anythingdifferent about
me?"


She replied: "Well, you have no ears." He got upset again and showed her
the door.


The third and last interview was with the best of the three. He was a very
young man fresh out of college. He was smart and handsome and seemed to know all
about the sportswear business.


The Rugby player was anxious, but went ahead and asked him the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?"


To his surprise the young man answered: "Yes, you wear contact lenses."


The former rugby player was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant
young man you are.


How in the world did you know that?"


The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well,
it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no flipping ears."