Pools win won't change me


Reporter: 'Tell me, Mr. Harris; will your �1,000,000 win on the football pools
make any difference to your way of life?'
Pools winner: 'None at all. I shall carry on exactly as before.'
Reporter: 'But what about all the begging letters?'
Pools winner: 'Oh, I'll keep sending them out as usual.'

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