The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter
was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and
adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family
doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and
any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth
control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of
condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date,
the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
condoms.
The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother
saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating
Susan!"
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