Two gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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