2 Sluts and A Fag


Lil' Johnny goes to school ona day and his teacher says,"You
only have one item for homework today and that is to find the
definition of realisticaly and potentially." So Lil' Johnny goes
home and asks his dad what realistacaly and potetially meens and
he asy "I'll give you three things to do and you come back to me
with an answer." and Lil' Johnny says "ok," "first go to your
mother and ask her if she'll sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go to your sister and ask her if she'll
slee p with Brad Pitts for a million dollars. After that go to
your brother and ask him if He'll sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. After all that come back to me and tell me what
you came up with." So Lil' Johnny goes to his mom and says "Mom
will you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" "Well
I love your father a whole lot and we've been married for 15
years and well, for a million dollars I guess I will." So he
goes to his sister and says "Sis' will you sleep with Brad Pitts
for a million dollars?" "I'd sleep with him for nothin but for a
million dollars hell yes." So now, he goes to his brother and
asked himm if he'd slep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars
and he says "Well isn't he gay or something?" Lil' Johnny Shrugs
his shoulders. "Well for a million dollars I guess I would." So
now Lil' Johnny goes back to his dad and says "Dad I think I now
what realisticaly and potentially meens!" "Ok son spill it!"
"Potentaily we can be millionares, realistically I'm livin' with
2 Sluts and A Fag!!!"

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