He walks in with the horse and says "I'll bet anyone here 1000 dollars that you can't make my horse laugh"
A quiet gentlemen in the back says "sure! You're on" so he grabs the horse and leads him in the bathroom. Sure enough the entire bar hears a bellowing laughter from the horse. The man walks back out and grabs the 1000 dollars from the old man.
Furious the old man yells "alright buddy I'll bet you 2000 that you can't make him cry"
the horse whisperer says "sure your on" and walks back in the bathroom. Sure enough he leads the horse out of the bathroom with tears streaming down its long sorrowful face
The old man says curiously "well how in the hell'd you do that sonny boy" the gentlemen looks up with a grin and says "well it was easy. I told him my dick was bigger than his.. Then I showed it to him"
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