And are becoming quite thirsty. As they continue, they come across a water hole and rejoice. The two men quickly begin to drink to their hearts' content but the horse seems uninterested. Knowing that if the horse doesn't drink, the men would be even worse off they begin to try to force the horse to drink. After a few unsuccessful attempts, one of the men comes up with a brilliant idea. He pushes the horse's mouth into the water and tell the other guy to lift the horse's tail and to suck the water through its asshole. After sucking for about a minute, the second guy stops and says "Hey could you lift the horse's head a little bit? All I'm getting back here is mud!"
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