"Today," he informs the young boy, "I will teach you about the hypocrisy of society."
"Look at the road before us," he went on. "I helped build this road, and many others in this county, when I was only 16. Yet no one calls me 'Road Builder,' 'Trail Maker,' or anything of the sort."
They went on, the old man pointing at variius houses as they went.
"See these houses? I led their construction, and the construction of many more, when I was but 23. Yet no one calls me 'House Maker' or 'Home Builder' or anything of the sort."
They continued walking, until they got to a bridge.
"Look here! I built this bridge myself when I was 30. I went on to build many other bridges in this county; yet no one calls me 'Bridge Builder' or 'Pontiff' or anything of the sort." At this, he turned, got close to the boys face, and spoke harshly:
"But you fuck ONE goat..."
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