An old, weak-sighted man watches TV and suddenly cries out:
"Gee! Mary, come up here! Look, what these bastards're showing on TV!!!"
His wife comes from the kitchen, looks at the screen and says:
"You, old goat, put on your glasses. This is Fidel Castro eating a banana..."
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